i've reduced myself to a number

"CSIS, this is three"

yes, that is how i answered the phone at work once today. one of our techs is on vacation this weeka nd so i am answering the phone more, and obviously doing an amazing job of it as well. don't ask me how i blanked out on my name and called myself "three", but trust me, i've been a source of amusement for many this week.